Dot-nose 

Originally from the Sarah Silverman program. Said when something is so obvious that it's right in front of them but they still won't get it... Derived from when Steve had a dot on his nose and he didn't notice it

You have a dot on your nose. You cant get any more dot-nose than that!

Dot-nose by Anonymous234525663 December 17, 2008

Dot-nose 

To not realize something that's so obvious, that it's as obvious as an actual dot on the end of one's nose. When something is so super-obvious, but someone is totally unaware of it, it's a total dot-nose situation.

Dude, you've got wet shit all over your shoes, do you have any idea how dot-nose you're being!?

Quit moaning dude, no need to get all dot-nose.

Dot-nose by Jyde December 17, 2008

Dot-Nosed

Someone who has something embarrassing, And completely obvious on their appearance for a short to long period of time.

Sarah: Hey Brian look, Steve has a dot of sharpie on his nose *Giggles*

Brian: Hahahaha Hey Yeah!

Steve: *Makes conversation not knowing about the dot of sharpie on his nose*

Brian: Hahaha Steve Youre So Dot-Nosed!!

Dot-Nosed by OmgImANinja December 9, 2008

dot nosed 

When something is so obvious, it seems like it is written on your face.

Dude 1: Dude, check out that punker guy over there,you can tell he's such a poser.
Dude 2: Yea I know man, he's so dot nosed.

Poser punker: Hmm i wonder what i can get at hot topic today!

dot nosed by David Lets get naked December 17, 2008

dotnose 

(adj.) the state of being oblivious to something that is obvious to everyone else

"You are so dotnose that you don't even realize that you have a dot on your nose."

dotnose by tangofox December 9, 2008

Dotnose 

Slang for when something is super obvious,
or written all over your face.

Also when something is very obvious to the surrounding people while that person is oblivious, that person can be called a dotnose.

This word is also VERY offensive to black people.

"This is a total dotnose sitiation"

"You're being a real dotnose John"

Dotnose by Amyyy! December 17, 2008

DotNose 

Very apparent, something that is obvious but unseen or unnoticed by someone. Something that seemingly everyone knows with an exception of one person. (As first heard on "The Sarah Silverman Program")

That's totally DotNose of her, I mean it's right there in black and white.

DotNose by Jar o' Green December 9, 2008