Doorknob

annoying, stupid, jackass, more then annoying, people wants to throw him to the sharks, dumb, a pile of dirt is smarter, and braceface

"I hate your brother! he's such a doorknob!!!"

by The Music Beat October 29, 2011

Doorknob

What do you do with a door knob,,
you turn it,, with a woman who is a door knob
everyone gets a turn...door knob are for the gang....

Ayee this girl hailee is a Doorknob she messed with isaac and this dude named eli

by 3 niggas wit guns + others December 24, 2019

Doorknob

The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.

Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.

Phil: Yells "doorknob!"

Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.

Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.

Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.

by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017

doorknob

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

by Halo August 30, 2003

doorknob

A mechanical device that secures hinged doors, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

I sure am glad that my door has a doorknob so bad guys can't get in my house.

by Talek Malatabqcar (LP) December 28, 2005

Doorknob

a stupid idiot. a way of making fun of som1 without using such harsh words like slut, bitch, whore, ass-hole, ass-wipe ect.
it sounds stupid, but once you start saying it, its actually quite addictive and fun!

someone,"you suck!"
you,"shut up, doorknob!"

by pop-n-fresh April 21, 2006

Doorknob

In a talk therapy session, when a client brings up a serious or lengthy new topic just as they reach for the doorknob to leave. The purpose of this might be to evade delving deeper into the matter, or to prolong the session, or simply to be a drama queen/king.

Therapist - "Alright then Judy, it looks our time is up, see you next week. Same time."

Judy - "Okay Dr. Lucy. By the way, I forgot to mention that last night I shaved my cat and tossed it in the oven. See you in a week!"

Therapist - "Judy, are you trying to doorknob me again?"

by Cataholic April 18, 2013