Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

Dangling Mandy by One Two February 7, 2008

Dangling dice 

To dangle or swing your testicles.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)

Dangling dice by wallovt January 20, 2012

Dangling Seabiscuit 

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

Dangling Seabiscuit by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

Groin Dangling 

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

Groin Dangling by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

dangling balls 

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

dangling balls by ste w October 30, 2013

Dangling Pineapple Pizza 

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.

Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!

Dangling Pineapple Pizza by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

Dangling disco biscuit 

this occurs when a man hovers over a woman laying at the edge of the bed. The meat is then dangled towards the eager mouth. Finally u drop the disco biscuit in said mouth. Thus executing a text book dangling disco biscuit.

Tylers mom was laying on the beachchair which gave me the perfect opportunity to hit her wit the dangling disco biscuit

Dangling disco biscuit by TitsHemmingway February 22, 2011