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Domesticated Alpha Male 

A guy who thinks he is the ultimate catch, the proverbial "legend in his own mind" . A guy with typical alpha male characteristics with the added bonus of a sensitive domesticated side but in reality he is just a weak, submissive, cuck who enjoys cleaning up his wife or girlfriend's box after one of her many side dicks nutted all up in her.
Mark wants everyone to think he's an alpha male but in reality he's just a pussy ass domesticated alpha male.
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Domesticated Partnership 

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership

domesticated 

someone who is very into tradtiontal home life: cooking, cleaning, ect.
I dont want to date her, she isnt domesticated enough. She cant even bake a cake.
domesticated by Jessica Weber July 28, 2003

Domestication 

The growing of a plant or the raising of an animal and therefore, consciously or unconsciously causing it to change genetically from it's wild ancestor.
Domestication is a process that takes many years.
Domestication by jjjim October 28, 2010

Domesticide 

The act of murdering every other member of your household.
In an apparent act of domesticide, the law student slaughtered the other students he was living with.
Domesticide by Son of Arathorn. August 10, 2010

Domesticated Bum 

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.
Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.
Domesticated Bum by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013

Domesticated Bliss 

The joy of belonging to a family.
I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.