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Dodgey Bros 

Used in reference to an item, construction or situation of low production quality/effort. For example, poor construction of a house or easily destructible housewares.

Derived from a recurring Australian sketch comedy skit from the 80's starring two brothers, the "Dodgey" brothers, set up to look slightly like a home shopping advertisement, where they would peddle items of poor quality, or shady services.
Person A: "This house doesn't look like it would meet proper Building Regulations..."
Person B: "Yeah, it's a bit Dodgey Bros"
Dodgey Bros by Gargit November 24, 2010

Dodgey dodger 

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.
Look at that Dodgey dodger over there!
Dodgey dodger by H4XOR13 February 1, 2021

dodgey style 

Used to define great skills in dodgeball performed but the best Dodgers.
I wish my dodgey style was as good as the sitting ducks, they really know how to play.
dodgey style by YouKnowWho42 October 13, 2016

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.
"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

blowing dodge 

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.
"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott
blowing dodge by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

Shag Dodger 

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014