Dude at the Bar: "Are you gonna take this shot of of 151 with me? Or are you gonna dip out with your tip out like the bitch you are?
You: "I good man, I am feeling buzzed already."
Dude at the Bar: "Pussy!"
(Wednesday)
Me: Hey we're all going out for dinner and drinks on Saturday, should I save you a spot?
Her: Yea sounds great I have off work!!!
(Saturday)
Group: hey where's your friend at? we saved her a spot
Me: Dunno, she pulled a debbie dip out