What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Twinkle Daddies 

Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.

Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.

You oughta listen to Malegoat. They're the raddest twinkle daddies in all of Japan.

Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011

Diddle The Bead 

When a female plays with her clit

I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.

Diddle The Bead by PeteJG May 15, 2009

Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.

"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

Pube Diddler by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013

Diddlewhiff 

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

Diddlewhiff by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

U Diddit Rong 

U Diddit Rong is a satire YouTube channel ran by Skye. Her name U Diddit Rong comes from when ex vegans quit veganism because they got sick and were told "you did it wrong" because veganism is a cult not a lifestyle.

Skye is very smart. Skye makes fun of stupid people like SJWs and makes funny memes about them. Her memes are smart.

U Diddit Rong fanbase is called Team Rong.

I am a member of Team Rong because I watch U Diddit Rong and Skye is very smart.

U Diddit Rong by MikeTheIncel July 7, 2021

yiddle diddle

Jews

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle

yiddle diddle by EthernetCables January 6, 2018