Dekalb Middle School 

A wack-ass school in the middle of nowhere in Indiana, where the students do drugs, the teachers can't teach (aside from the good ones), and the food tastes like pressure-washed garbage coated with horse shit. The school pretends to care about bullying and social issues but doesn't give a shit unless you play a sport. The music program is nice though.

Mom: You have to go to Dekalb Middle School
Literally any sensible human: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dekalb Middle School by ThatOneRedHeadGuy March 1, 2022

DeKalb, Illinois 

A town in rural Illinois about 65 miles outside of Chicago. Has Northern Illinois University in the center. Otherwise you got a Walmart and a small Bestbuy. There is lots of corn. And a high school that had its power get knocked out 7 times in 2007-2008 and has had a couple of gang fights and multiple attempts at arson. There isn't much besides that. There was a school shooting at NIU in 2008. Besides the shootings the only claims of fame are the invention of barbed wire in DeKalb and supermodel Cindy Crawford.

Freind: How's DeKalb, Illinois?

Me: You know it sucks.

or

Friend: Wanna hang out?

Me: Walmart or Target?

Friend: Target sounds good.

DeKalb, Illinois by thelonelywolf July 3, 2009

dekalb illinois 

town 60 miles outside chicago. urban feeling to it kinda, but weird because its surrounded by corn. the place where barb wire was invented. cindy crawford is from dekalb. used to be a nice town, but is starting to become run down and crappy. place where criminals out number the cops. just sucks now and to much crime, but always will be home

person 1: so hows dekalb illinois?

person 2: sucks, but the same as usual

person 1: thats cool, so whats new?

person 2: well the tires on my car got stolen, both the of stores
got robbed, there were 2 shootings over the
weekend, and my neighbor came to the apartments
drunk and screaming last night. and its just boring

dekalb illinois by mr. sun or mr. green March 25, 2009

Dealbreaker 

A term popularized by Liz Lemon from 30 rock which is used to describe the event which led to a breakup with someone or something (ie. Brand loyalty)

"What happen, did the relationship suck?"
-Esposito
"Dealbreaker. She wanted to have sex in a Coffin"
-Ryan
(From the TV show castle)

"I loved Microsoft, but Windows Vista was the dealbreaker for me.

Dealbreaker by stupidpower December 1, 2009

Dekalyn 

Dekalyn is a one of a kind guy.he is strong and can be mean sometimes but overall he is the best person to hangout with.he is also a fighter and has been through a lot

Dekalyn is my bf and my world 💖.
Y'all are cute together fce awwwwww❤️

Dekalyn by Yourztruelybby December 8, 2018

Eaux deKal

(proper noun). A fragrance popular with Trans-Siberian transsexual fuckboys, this cheap body oil combines the erotic scents of placenta, fresh plastic, stale newports, chin vomit and days old lubricant.

The dude smelled like a cumdumptruck...must have been wearing Eaux deKal.

Eaux deKal by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011

dekab 

it's baked backwards,
it's the way poeple let everyone else on myspace know that they've been smoking weed,
without anouncing it to the world.

hey iddggitss.

dekab.
soo txt meee.

dekab by adam and andrew July 26, 2007