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Dawkins' Witness 

Slang term for evangelical atheists, who are always trying to convert you to atheism. A take-off on Jehovah's Witness, who are always coming around trying to convert you. These guys are the same thing in reverse, preaching Richard Dawkins to anyone who will listen.
Man, a Dawkins' Witness just came by my cubical preaching again. I couldn't get rid of him.
Dawkins' Witness by DelawareGuy January 4, 2008

Dawkins' Witness 

A person with sufficient sophistication to recognize religion as the greatest threat to human civilization, and shares this fact with others.
Dr. of Biology- Creationism is religious propaganda and only retards public education.
Random dude-You must be a "Dawkins' Witness"
Dawkins' Witness by JoeyMarvelous October 22, 2008

Rhys Dawkins 

Rhys Dawkins is a very nice person the best bestie. Rhys loves to stream on Twitch and YouTube. He also loves to chat with his fandom the Dawkgang. He is truly the best person you will ever meet, and you should follow him on Instagram, Tik tok, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter and find him on discord.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy they call him “Old Man” he’s always streaming on twitch.

Person 2: Oh yeah his name is Rhys Dawkins.

Yessi: Rhys Dawkins is the best person you will ever meet he’s the best bestie I’ve ever had.
Rhys Dawkins by Dawkgang4life June 12, 2023

Brian Dawkins 

Safety of the Denver Broncos. Dawkins previously spent a 13-year tenure with the Philadelphia Eagles before the front office decided to fag it all up and give him away.
Brian Dawkins will forever be a green and white Eagle

Brian Dawkins 

Used to describe someone who is acting defensive.
Coming from Brian Dawkins, best safety in the NFL.
"Calm down man. I'm just joking. No need to get all Brian Dawkins on me.
Brian Dawkins by Jay Boehm December 13, 2008

Richard Dawkins 

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.
Richard Dawkins by anonym0u$e August 28, 2023