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A person who goes out in New Balance tennis shoes and is unable to to keep his feet together. Along with that you also have to send threating text messages, have a 250lb girlfried(Also has to be a Hillbilly). Symptoms of a D Bag are, big and dumb, weird goatees, Bipolar, control freak and other douche baggery actions. Man tits as well.
Jeff is such a D Bag. If you could of been anymore of a D Bag he would be sent to jail for being a d bag.
d bag by Fat chance 72 April 5, 2009
Noun - 1. Shortened version of the phrase, "douche bag". 2. Shortened version of the phrase, "dick bag".
1 - Did you see that tea-bagger with the coyboy hat?
2 - Yeah, he was a real d bag.
d bag by Mylk November 23, 2006
The act of placing ones asshole on another's nose. Typically is performed at the same time as a t bag.
Daniel: "Why is my mouth so salty and why does it smell like shit in here?"

Josh: "Ha, Ha!! Dog, I totally gave you a d bag while t bagging you last night!!"
d bag by ehc1 February 28, 2011
Is a douche bag. Full of female genital cleansers
Harry is an utter D Bag
D Bag by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014
Is a douche bag. Full of female genital cleansers
Harry is an utter D Bag
D Bag by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014
Kstew: "And thank you, Dakota Fanning, D bag, My girl."
d bag by Ks_Owlet December 22, 2016