Crotched 

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

Crotched by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Crotched the camera 

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

Crotched the camera by Ellbee February 1, 2009

cold crotched 

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

cold crotched by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

nigger crotched betch 

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

nigger crotched betch by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007

Getting crotched 

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

Getting crotched by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Crotcher 

Anything that forms an angle (ex. tree branches, corners of a room, roofs of houses

"What degree crotcher is that?" "I'd say about 57"

Crotcher by Speedy Eggbert September 29, 2019