critter 

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

critter by Brandon September 19, 2003

critter 

a critter is a rper who has shitty icons and often does weird things like show emotions in brackets in the middle of comments. they frequent rpvents and get their name from referring to their characters as critters. there is a debate over whether or not they are better writers than most but when it comes down to it they don't care as they are just having fun

"I'm sorry my critter broke up with yours. It's all his fault, not mine! I can't control his actions."

critter by lolrp February 17, 2009

critter 

lowest form of a human being also known as a loser. Ugly on the inside as much as the out. Dirty cold hearted and only cares for itself.

Look who she's with now the cold hearted loser,
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.

critter by critters October 17, 2014

critter 

a sleazy, shifty-eyed person who creeps around making eveyone feel uncomfortable.

usually male, but i guess could be female theoretically

a: god! who is that guy?
b: i dunno, i wish he would go away..
a: yea what a critter

critter by andy mc g September 27, 2006

Critter 

In a casino, a floor games supervisor tasked with both wearing old suits and watching the dealers and players.

Stop counting, you're getting attention from the critters in the pit.

Critter by Spivnick in Chains December 19, 2011

critter 

to eat questionablely old food that has either expired or been left out.

Me: “Dad, do you think the mashed potatoes are bad? they were left out overnight”
Dad: “Id critter that shit”

critter by big.daddy.pootang.slayer February 21, 2020

critter 

a critter is a person like a redneck or a nasty homely person that smells and dyes their hair weird colors :)

Damn... that girls a nasty ass critter

critter by Aydxn January 27, 2019