Courier Six'ed 

Derived from the hit game, Fallout: New Vegas. The event where in a First Person Shooter you land a headshot and instead of it being a instant kill, does nothing and in turn you get your brains blasted out your skull

You: God damnit I got courier six'ed again today, I fucking hate this shitty game and its shitty devs

Courier Six'ed by RomabooAugust June 7, 2021

Courier Newb 

A person who is bad at writing essays so all of their essays end up being courier newed.

Oh, wow. What a courier newb!

Courier Newb by rcohen118 December 20, 2010

friend of courier six 

Euphemism for a person who is transgender.

"Yeah but, is she a friend of courier six?"

friend of courier six by Sock_Mom June 14, 2021

email courier 

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them an email, usually to confirm that the email has been received.

Bill: I just sent you an email. Did you get it?
Mike: Probably, I haven't checked.
Bill: Can you check?
Mike: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Bill: Thoughts?
Mike: My immediate thoughts are you're an email courier and a douchebag.

email courier by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

email courier 

An individual who gets up from their chair at their desk to walk to someone else's desk to announce the contents of the email, verbatim. Completely replacing the need for any automated email 'you've got mail' alert , or the email at all for that matter.

Dave: "Kristen, I just sent you an email to let you know to switch the address in the document and to take out the comma before the word 'and' in the second line of the second paragraph on the third page."

Kristen: "For the love of god, please just email it to me and stay in your chair. There is no need to be a email courier, the send button and the internet do that for you. "

email courier by Pistol33 January 3, 2012

Turd Courier 

A person who carriers a human shit through customs in his or her suitcase.

The shit is produced at the end of the victims 18-30 holiday as he or she prepares to fly home. The turd is placed into another tourist's packed suitcase (in a plastic bag or dropped directly) without their prior knowledge. The suitcase is then be zipped back up and nothing more will be said by the perpetrator until the unsuspecting victim has reclaimed their luggage and left for the airport.

"That bitch has fucked me up on this holiday - she's going to be my turd courier."

Turd Courier by nomercy82 October 4, 2011

Ford Courier 

A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.

Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.

A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.

Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.

Did you see the 4 wheel drive Damo bought the other day!!

That’s not a 4wd that’s a Ford Courier!!

Ford Courier by KingOfShadowRealm April 5, 2020