Potterized 

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

Potterized by Glen S April 1, 2007

Cooperized 

when a creepy older man/teacher randomly selects someone and has an awkward conversation with.

that kid totally got cooperized.

Cooperized by Canton High School January 15, 2009

cunterized

someone who has been turned into a cunt

my buddy has been cunterized by his girlfriend

cunterized by mr nitie August 1, 2011

collerized

Made more awesome by the presence of Dan Coller

That party sucked until it was collerized

collerized by atillathedan January 19, 2017

cotterize 

To temporarily bind up a wound with split-shanked metal pins.

I can see someone's needing to cotterize a tear in sheet-metal or other fairly-tough-material paneling when making an emergency repair, but I would think that using a needle and thread would be a much more effective --- and safer --- method of choice when administering a field-dressing for a human or other living creature.

cotterize by QuacksO January 24, 2020

Connerized 

Verb;adjective.
tornadic toddler destruction
and / or
an unexpected, undesirous act, that damages, alters,amends, surprises, or otherwise changes matter from it's state to a complete disaster.
also see
Fucking shit up

i left the room for a minute and the room had been Connerized.

Connerized by poopstianlane June 10, 2011

Cottered

The act of being talked to by a tryhard who overreacts about everything or tries to be funny but fails. Often done by someone who is fat and obsessed with video games.

Christopher got Cottered by Liam at lunch today.

Cottered by DJDonnieB October 17, 2017