cooney 

A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT

COONEYS FAT!

cooney by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010

Cooney 

A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)

Y'all seen that Cooney runnin' down the street with that stolen TV?

Cooney by Dr. Fapenstien Ph.D, MD July 4, 2011

cooney 

Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.

"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
OR
"She's cooney in da brain!"
OR
"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
OR
"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
OR
"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"

cooney by happy cusser October 28, 2011

Cooney 

bare posh and as black as dark chocolate

bruvv you bare cooney

Cooney by Brogan a nigerian bush women April 15, 2008

cooney 

when you see a really short, ugly kid you scream COONEY!

person 1: omg look at that kid.

person 2: lol what a cooney!

cooney by thereallove January 13, 2011

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

cooney dog 

The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.

After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.

cooney dog by A_-_A February 17, 2008