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jv cool points 

Doing something in soccer that impresses/angers the designated book keeper. This doesn't necessarily have to happen in the game, and you can gain or loose cool points at the whim of the book keeper. At the end of the season, whoever has the most cool points on the team is the coolest kid on the jv soccer team.
Sean, you just got 100 jv cool points for almost kicking the other jv goalie in the face. Your one cool dude.
jv cool points by s dubss March 3, 2009

the cool points are out and i'm all twisted up in your game

ey come on ain't no one seen bringing down the house?
it means i love you
~the cool points are out and im all twisted up in your game.
~aww kevin dat's da sweetest thing anyone has ever told me

Quarantine cool points 

Cool points awarded during a quarantine when a radical t-shirt is purchased. For example, If the shirt reads something funny like "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!" then approx. 888 cool points shall be awarded.
888 Quarantine cool points have been awarded to you my friend because that shirt that says "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!".

negative infinity cool points

A phrase used to mock someone that is not cool or doesn't have "cool points". (Cool points are entirely made up and based on a number scale dealing with how much someone likes you.)
John: Hey, did you see those girls?
Sean: Wow, they're pretty gay.
John: I know. Negative infinity cool points!

John: Ellie, shut up. Negative cool points for you!
Ellie: ....you have no life....