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losing one's cool 

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.
"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."
losing one's cool by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

the one above cool 

The ultra schwey of instincts. Never used in an ironic fashion.
Dude, this is TOAC. The One Above Cool (something absolutely awesome in any possible way).

cool story bro no one cares 

When your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.