considerate asshole 

con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.

Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.

considerate asshole by The Heinrich August 16, 2006

Functional consideration 

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

Functional consideration by Frank Grand April 16, 2020

Nicastro Methodology Consideration 

* The Nicastro Methodology (named for a small town in the province of Catanzaro, in the Calabria region of southern Italy) is the methodology whereby one does not read any of the descriptions/instructions in the email itself, but forges right ahead into whatever action is required (in this case going to the link). It is usually followed by follow-up texts to the author asking 3 to 4 questions - all of which are answered in the original e-mail. Consideration is given to this methodology by acknowledging that it is going to happen anyway and posting the link first and foremost in the email. The virtue of reading this far is indicative that you do not subscribe to this methodology.

I used the Nicastro Methodology Consideration and put the link right in the first line of my email.

Nicastro Methodology Consideration by Moose25 January 14, 2022

considered harmful 

Phrase made popular by computer scientist Edsger Dijkstra. Often modified into other variations.

Go To Statement Considered Harmful
Chuck Norris considered harmful

considered harmful by Considered Harmful May 25, 2006

other considerations

the photo that someone else has of you, with underage dick in your mouth.

The building was sold for $10 and other considerations.

other considerations by IC Watu Didthere September 26, 2018

Considerate Pranks 

Similar to a prank, this makes someone or something the brunt of a joke. (see below for a prank example) A Considerate Prank is a prank that could intentionally or inadvertently help the recipient. (see below for example)

(ex. of a prank): when you turn everything upside down in your friends dorm room.

(ex of a Considerate Pranks): when you shave your pubes and put them outside so a bird can use them to make a nest. The bird enjoys the building material, and you get to laugh that it made its home out of your pubes.

Considerate Pranks by wiiiiski! September 20, 2009

considerating 

A participle verb, meaning "Taking into consideration" (See also: tornness).

"Thank you for considerating me," Jade neologized to Furonda.

considerating by sacremende May 12, 2009