CONFIRMED BACHELOR 

Traditionally a man people never think will settle down or marry, who is too wild, or jaded against relationships (with males or females)

He's a confirmed bachelor, dont get your hopes up.

CONFIRMED BACHELOR by talacatori January 25, 2005

Confirmed Retarded 

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.

"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."

Confirmed Retarded by serd12 July 6, 2018

Confirmed Bachelor 

A common euphemism in the 40s and 50s, used as a polite word to describe a homosexual man.
Can also be used in the context that someone does not want to marry.

Don't try to flirt with Michael. He is a confirmed bachelor, in case you didn't know.

Confirmed Bachelor by DarkGarrett April 15, 2013

confirmed lungi 

when a dude's homosexuality is confirmed.

since gay dudes have a lower social status in india , theyre often considered "lungi" in contrast to straight dudes whore called "jockey shorts"

Guy1: I heard rahul is a gandu.
Guy2: Yeah , confirmed lungi. LMAO. Will be wearing lungi for rest of his life.
Guy1 : yeah lmao

hahaha

confirmed lungi by ThisWorldDrivesMeInsane December 24, 2017

confirmed via Twitter 

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.

Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!

confirmed via Twitter by oryaknownot May 2, 2010

confirmed bachelor 

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

confirmed bachelor by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

Confirmed Bachelor 

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".

*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.

Confirmed Bachelor by StanTehMan January 19, 2010