Conflaguration
Conflaguration by Toastercat February 12, 2022
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configurator
The person who does the configuration, design, programming, deployment and support of an application (that only 2 other people in the company understand) despite the best efforts of their project manager to really screw them around.
Also, far more than a BA.
Also, far more than a BA.
He was the configurator as he did far more than just a BA despite the fact that TF was just an idiot who kept getting in the way.
configurator by The configurator February 5, 2010
onfiguration
That coffee machine always fails during onfiguration
onfiguration by Bridge Dweller March 16, 2020
Configurationator
Configurationator by Dan May June 19, 2008
cuntfiguration
noun
1. The fuckability or condition of a persons vagina; the relative disposition or arrangement of the parts or elements of muscular tube that runs from the vulva — which refers to the external female genitalia, including the labia and clitoris — to the cervix and shit.
2. External form of poone, as resulting from conditioning, treatments, appliques, etc.; conformation of dry, wet, shaggy, pimply, diseased, edible, inedible, so on and so forth.
3. documentation in support of the various conditions of the the external female genitalia in support of describing the state of the apparatus generally, and specifically how to maintain a desired environment.
Note: unrelated but of interest, the #juicy poone, is anathema to proper cuntfiguration.
1. The fuckability or condition of a persons vagina; the relative disposition or arrangement of the parts or elements of muscular tube that runs from the vulva — which refers to the external female genitalia, including the labia and clitoris — to the cervix and shit.
2. External form of poone, as resulting from conditioning, treatments, appliques, etc.; conformation of dry, wet, shaggy, pimply, diseased, edible, inedible, so on and so forth.
3. documentation in support of the various conditions of the the external female genitalia in support of describing the state of the apparatus generally, and specifically how to maintain a desired environment.
Note: unrelated but of interest, the #juicy poone, is anathema to proper cuntfiguration.
Excerpted from the "Cunnilation Cuntfiguration Cookbook: "
"Surely everybody has tried cunnillation or attempted to cunnillate a person who comes out dry and flat. It's disappointing. Moisten those cakes, creases, and folds with simple syrup. Moisten those with maple syrup.
Moisten those cakes with spiced rum butter. Motherfuckin' molasses and shit works too., Get that mo fo wet, wid yo tried and true cuntfiguration, bitch.
Sure we've all heard the concern that depending on the type of cake, pooter pie, vulva, or vagina, using simple syrup can result in an overly moist or dense experience. If you apply the proper cuntfiguration before hand you will be cunnilating like a mother fucking machine all night long. The best way to prevent a soppingly moist, or an arid, barren or unproductive poone, is to only use syrup in moderation and to wait until the cunt has cooled completely before using the your syrup. Once you see how this can transform your vaginas, we know you'll be using this little cuntfiguration trick again and again."
"Surely everybody has tried cunnillation or attempted to cunnillate a person who comes out dry and flat. It's disappointing. Moisten those cakes, creases, and folds with simple syrup. Moisten those with maple syrup.
Moisten those cakes with spiced rum butter. Motherfuckin' molasses and shit works too., Get that mo fo wet, wid yo tried and true cuntfiguration, bitch.
Sure we've all heard the concern that depending on the type of cake, pooter pie, vulva, or vagina, using simple syrup can result in an overly moist or dense experience. If you apply the proper cuntfiguration before hand you will be cunnilating like a mother fucking machine all night long. The best way to prevent a soppingly moist, or an arid, barren or unproductive poone, is to only use syrup in moderation and to wait until the cunt has cooled completely before using the your syrup. Once you see how this can transform your vaginas, we know you'll be using this little cuntfiguration trick again and again."
cuntfiguration by klawrawkz April 11, 2019
CONSITURATION
Much like "Consideration" however if you were sitting at the time. Then it turns into a Consituration...
Much like "consideration" but its when you have to sit down and give it a think instead.
Example: Hey Trey, can you make this production order for me? Sure Tom, but have you looked and taken consituration that I already done that production order...
Example: Hey Trey, can you make this production order for me? Sure Tom, but have you looked and taken consituration that I already done that production order...
CONSITURATION by Mr.G-label October 16, 2020
Configurating
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