Journalist/Newspaper columnist

Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar

Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar

Journalist/Newspaper columnist by Electric Ave April 10, 2020

great column

A man with a large or especially long penis.

"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."

great column by massivehorse April 27, 2008

hot column 

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

hot column by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

Stoner column 

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.

That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.

Stoner column by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008

columnbined 

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.

"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."

columnbined by Vex February 10, 2005

columbs'd 

It is when you get snapped,get RKO'd and get swallowed

Kissing Kate Columbus Columbs'd Trout Walker

columbs'd by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 10, 2017

Turnip Column 

A large column comprised of turnips.

Look at that huge turnip column!

Turnip Column by Turnip connoisseur October 5, 2010