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Colored Spade 

Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.
I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,

and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!
Colored Spade by D20Dicing May 19, 2023

Colored Spitball

dude 1: lemme jus throw this Colored Spitball
dude 2: wha- *gets hit
dude 1: hahaha get Colored Spitballed
Colored Spitball by Lightoflegacy February 1, 2026

evil piss colored sour footballs 

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

Colored girl syndrome 

When a girl of color or mixed skin is in a area where her race doesn't reside and the area is populated by a specific ethnicity, because of her isolation of people of her own ethnicity she believes that she is a alpha and despises others of the same ethnicity because they have come into her territory.
Did you see how that girl at the store was looking at me she has colored girl syndrome.

Cyan Colored Heart Stealer 

A nickname of a great guy (Also shortened to just "CCHS" sometimes.). Someone who tries their best towards their friends and loved ones. As Lao Tzu says "He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.". He doesn't know his own worth and the potential to do great things if he really puts his mind to it.
OMG. Have you seen the "Cyan Colored Heart Stealer"?

Yeah, I love him so much and I will support him until the end of time.

shit colored glasses

1.People who are overly clinical,depressive,pessimistic about everything,We could say the see the world through shit colored glasses instead rose colored glasses.
Joe: What's wrong with Paul,he keep harping about how bad everything is.
Jeff: Oh,Paul wears shit colored glasses.
shit colored glasses by ryukage99 August 25, 2011