body like a coke bottle. 

big breast, skinny waist, and big ass.

"body like a coke bottle."
like in the song: Lol Smiley Face. by Trey songs.

Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle,

Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,

LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face

body like a coke bottle. by nickiminajjbby October 18, 2009

Coke-bottle glasses 

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

Coke-bottle glasses by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Coke bottle bitch 

A woman who thinks she's cute but has gigantic eyeglasses.

Also, insecure woman (who wears big glasses) who is reasonably attractive but speak poorly (behind other women's backs) so they will only pay attention to her and not other women.

'"That Coke bottle bitch" has a big mouth"
"Girl, I heard Amanda's "Coke bottle bitch" ass talkin shit about you"

Coke bottle bitch by Rusty toolbox August 29, 2022

coke bottle shits 

Also known as CBS.
This is where your diarrhea is so bad that you can shit into those old glass 16oz Coke bottles with the narrow opening without touching the side of the bottle.

That's the last time I eat at Taco Bell. I had a bad case of the coke bottle shits all week! That stupid Chihuahua can go fuck itself.

coke bottle shits by -d September 16, 2008

Coke Bottle Massacre

When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.

your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.

Coke Bottle Massacre by GSG January 9, 2007

coke bottle 

Step One) Cut the bottom off a two liter coke bottle.
Step Two) Attach a plastic bag on the bottom of the coke bottle with a rubber band, make sure the only air escaping out of the coke bottle is through the top where coke would normally come out of.
Step Three) Either put a ratchet head, a bowl with rubber around it, or aluminium foil on the top to put the weed in.
Step Four) While the bag is still attached to the bottom of the bottle push the bag into the bottle.
Step Five) Light the weed and pull the bag out making sure there is suction and the smoke starts going into the bottle.
Step Six) Remove the bowl on the top and push the bag so the smoke goes deep into your lungs.

Dam the smoke in that coke bottle is all yellow one hit of that and ill be passed out and still be high in the morning; who is making waffles in the morning?? kordian you ate all the doughnuts???

coke bottle by p guuse October 13, 2009

Coke bottle 

When your man is too much of a pussy to let her see his small dick. He decides to shove a coke bottle down your throat while he holds your head.

A: hey man what happened last night?
B: uhm... nothing

A: oh I see. You pulled a coke bottle.

Coke bottle by Kibble3 May 29, 2020