coincidink

a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

You love trail mix too? What a coincidink

coincidink by trailmix2011 September 9, 2010

coincidencialism 

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.

coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

coincidencialism by coincidencial man October 2, 2009

Coincidance 

When you and someone else are doing the same dance in the same place at the same time without knowing it

Wow, we were doing the same dance at the same time without knowing it. What a coincidance!

Coincidance by theyogiguy June 28, 2018

Coincidexcellence 

When an occasion is thus- a coincidence resulting in excellence, or of any major benefit to any person/s involved in the instance of such occasion.

"Heath is hitchhiking to a party, on his way down the M25, a car pulls over blaring out jungle. Not only were they going to the party, but they had lots of good energy, knew his mother and they also had a spare seat." - A moment of coincidexcellence

Coincidexcellence by Shiftus Maximus October 20, 2008

baked coincidence 

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

baked coincidence by benny the baker April 2, 2009

There is no such thing as a coincidence 

THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.

there is no such thing as a coincidence.
"You like awkwardly zooming into your face do you?"

There is no such thing as a coincidence by trademarks July 6, 2021

The Long Arm of Coincidence 

This is a phrase coined by C Haddon Chambers and it can be taken to mean either :-
1. The broad far-reaching power or influence of coincidence;
or
2. Things just happen;
Note: See also Shit Happens

Why is it that everything Malcolm does turns to rat shit?
That's because it's Malcolm, not even the long arm of coincidence.

The Long Arm of Coincidence by AKACroatalin August 23, 2020