Clempiness 

A relative measure of a combination of physiological buttock traits which result in the capture and exacerbation of one’s existing dirty butt.

I swear have the worst clempiness on earth, if I don’t shower directly after I sh*t I’ll have raw painful swamp ass all day.

Clempiness by Bbybgs December 27, 2020

Crumminesses 

Plural for the word ‘crumminess’, meaning The Horrors.

Don’t get crumminessed by the crumminesses

Crumminesses by Cuttledfish September 26, 2022

Clumpies 

To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends

“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”

Clumpies by Nutfw March 23, 2024