cliffhanger 

When taking a dump, occasionally there's that piece of turd that comes out but wont drop off. It sits there hanging, in effect, leaving you hanging. ...should I wait? should I pinch it off?

Want to continue with the book? Turn the page.
Want to continue with life? pinch it off and risk just mushing it up.

Bob: Let's go! We're late!

John: Wait! I can't stop! There's this crazy cliffhanger that I cant just leave hanging!

cliffhanger by xrice March 16, 2008

cliffhanger 

the act of concealing ones erection by taking the penis, flipping it upward so it is held up in the waist line of the pants.

dude, i had the biggest boner, but no one saw it cause it put it in the cliffhanger.

cliffhanger by derrick February 19, 2004

cliffhanger 

A "cliffhanger" is when a slightly chubby or overly obese female attempts to sport a bellybutton ring, not realizing that it dangles from her "fupa" (fat upper pussy area) as if hanging from a cliff. This is usually seen in girls that were once considered attractive upon receiving their piercing but over the years have attained massive amounts of cellulite resulting in a large fupa and transforming the bellybutton piercing from being attractive to hauntingly disturbing.

Ex 1: If Rosie O'Donnell had a bellybutton piercing it would undoubtedly be a cliffhanger

Ex 2: Tyler: Hey man, did you see that girl's bellybutton piercing?
Patrick: Ya man i saw that. Damn thing was a cliffhanger for sure.
Tyler: I know, the thought of it is literally haunting my memory.

Ex 3: Girl #1: Hey girl! Did you see my bellybutton?
Girl # 2: No! Did you get it pierced?
Girl #1: Yeah! Take a look!
Girl # 2: O-M-G! That's a cliffhanger if I ever saw one!

cliffhanger by honeyfresh639 December 24, 2010

Cliffhanger 

klif-hang-er
noun

1. A pesky and unfinished turd that will require a second trip to the toilet in the near future to finish the job.

2. When your first poop comes to an end and you just don't have the patience to sit on the bowl and contemplate life until the second wave of brown bananas start to fall from the tree.

3. A crap that has been cut short due to any variation of misfortune. Like when you are in a public restroom and some inconsiderate Viking is hammering away on the bathroom door. You can be sure that you've just had a cliffhanger when moments after you close up shop and wash your hands the bubble guts start brewing again. This feeling will be accompanied by a complex emotional reaction including a complete sense of failure and worthlessness at achieving your attempted task, AND a foreboding and ominous worry about the events that are soon to unfold.

4. When your first poop gives you the impression that there is going to be a sequel. However, most sequels are looked forward to with happy anticipation, like Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King or Finding Dory. This is not that. It's gonna be a fucking abortion like Anchorman 2.

Oh man dude.. that crap was an absolute cliffhanger. I fear for the safety of my tighty whities. Mount shitmore is percolating and the brown lava is ready to flow bruh.

Cliffhanger by Gandalf Greybeard August 7, 2017

Cliffhanger 

A cliffhanger is when you think something is going to happen, but it doesn't.

Example:
- I thought Ykiyoumg and Yeonhee were going to kiss.
- Yeah, that was such a cliffhanger..

Cliffhanger by Lizzie_005 May 4, 2021

cliffhanger 

a crazy sex position with the guy standing on the edge of an object ie table or bed with your partner clinging with her legs while she sucks you off

me and my girl tried the cliffhanger last night

cliffhanger by the jew man 33 September 11, 2007

cliffhanger 

the act of pooping off a two-story or higher balcony

Dude1: Woah careful dude you almost stepped in the pile of sh*t!

Dude2: Damn someone musta just performed a cliffhanger...quite a large one if i say so myslef

cliffhanger by mudpacker520 October 20, 2010