cliffhanger

the act of concealing ones erection by taking the penis, flipping it upward so it is held up in the waist line of the pants.

dude, i had the biggest boner, but no one saw it cause it put it in the cliffhanger.

by derrick February 20, 2004

LaDainian Tomlinson

Great running back that plays for the San Diego Chargers

LaDainian Tomlinson is the best RB I have ever seen.

by Derrick January 26, 2005

SOBE

So bitch.SOOOO BBBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCHHHH

When someone comes in your face talkin shit that you dont wanna hear.

by Derrick March 11, 2005

forum gnomes

The little people who run around forums spamming off topic day in and day out.

Oh god, Anitanium is a forum gnome.

by Derrick January 13, 2004

Drag Muffin

The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.

Also see fluffer.

"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."

by Derrick September 15, 2004

saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

by Derrick April 13, 2005

your mom

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

by Derrick March 04, 2005