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the biggest chokers in history 

The 2004 New York Yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead to the Boston Red Sox.
Johnny: "Man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at KFC? He must have been the biggest choker in history!"
David: "Nope, that'd be the Yankees of '04."
Johnny: "Oh yeah, no contest."
undergarments - specifically underwear. "choneys" is supposedly spanish for underwear.
I'm wearing the blue and yellow choneys tonight
choneys by you June 27, 2001
Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.
Gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and BAM girl reaches a state of erotic tension.
ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, fuck Me like a schoolgirl.
Choner by supa jew April 17, 2009
An individual who sends there erect genitals to a groupchat full of boys who has a chode
Did you see what paks sent to the groupchat! Such a choner
Choner by Yup yup get it up May 20, 2021

chones de Bau

Noun. Literal translation “Panties of Bauglirchan”. Traditional celebratory phrase when PauFam saves PauCossio musketeer placed in the front row
Omg…. Are we going to make it…. Come oncome on…. Chones de Bau!
chones de Bau by PauFam69 December 16, 2021

cheese chokers 

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.
Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit
cheese chokers by El Macanudo September 10, 2019