I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Choked sneakers 

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot

That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers

Choked sneakers by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

Chongedwan 

When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.

Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!

" Mann I'm chongedwan"
"I was chongedwan lastnight me bro"

"hahahahahahaha chongedwan....hahahah"

Chongedwan by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016

CHOKEDAWGVA 

THE HIT STREAMER CDAWGVA CHOKES ANY GAME THOUSE CHOKEDAWGVA

CHOKEDAWGVA STRIKES AGAIN

CHOKEDAWGVA by YYTBGTHN April 26, 2022

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

chonees 

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments

His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.

chonees by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016

Chinedu 

Chinedu is the perfect boyfriend. A ladies man, and probably the only guy that Amaka never disappoints. Usually sweet, sensible, smart, full of charisma, loving, teasing and naughty. He is a no-nonsense person and someone you could count on. His loyalty is never in question.

A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. He can be a really shy person at first, might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it.

A bit annoying sometimes but in a good way. He is crazy and fun to be with. He can make you laugh all day. He seems brave, but a very sensitive guy.

Chinedu strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and family oriented. Once you find a Chinedu you'll love him always. Absolutely amazing guy.

Olanma: Why are you smiling?
Diogo: I think i may have found a Chinedu

Chinedu by Grumpy Ned February 5, 2020