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texas cheese curl 

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!
I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby

Cheese curds 

Smelly yellow foot fungus that appears only in summer
Ew you smell like cheese curds
Cheese curds by anonymous June 28, 2022

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.
I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

curds my cheese

To put a bad taste in someone's mouth, to have an ill effect, get on someone's nerves.
"Dude, that teacher really curds my cheese." chaps my ass steams my broccoli annoys bothers

Cheesecurl 

A gesture in which one person (usually a female) takes two fingers and puts them under and behind another person's (male) testicles.
"omg. did you just cheesecurl him??" "yes, yes i did."
Cheesecurl by eexxiitt March 19, 2009

Princess Cheesecurl 

The unfortunate medical disorder that effects teenage boys ages 15+ which causes the males penis to curl at such an angle that penis will actually resemble a cheese curl there is no known cure for this disorder and the only people who have actually witnessed the condition live in locations of Maine and Chicogo and have remained nameless, but have told doctors that its scent resembles that of taco bell
"Haha hey princess Cheesecurl"

"dude shutup it dosen't even look like that"

"......right......."