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a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long
Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners
Whore car by Ttess1 September 10, 2023
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Car where's my dude 

When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.
Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude

Where your car at?

Not necessarily asking about an automobile, this phrase is simply asking "where are you?" or "what are you doing?" similar to "where do you stay at" or "what up?" Often used when answering the phone, instead of saying "hello."
RING..RING.."Hey, where your car at?"

dude where's my car? 

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.
1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

dude, where's my car? 

what you say when you can't find your car.
"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

this isn't where I parked my car 

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.
While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

Dude, Where's my Car? 

a question that you ask after a long night of partying and/or smoking some ciga-weed
SWS: Dude, where's my car?

AK: I don't know dude.