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A wankster or wigger. White on the outside, whiter on the inside.
A good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an Uh-Oh Oreo (White on the outside, black on the inside).

That freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister J-Dawg and wishes he could be 50 Cent.
cannoli by Vimmy January 5, 2009
When someone's anus gets filled up full of semen, and it looks like a cannoli from the outside.
"Yeah man, I'm gonna give her a cannoli tonight!"

"Yeah, I'm gonna give him the baddest cannoli he's ever seen?!"
Cannoli by NoneOfYourBusiness11 October 11, 2021
When a old lady gets cream pied and rolls it up in her wizard sleeve
Cannoli by Hejdhdej October 16, 2021
Ayy oh!! Be nice to ya mother after all she spent 6 hours pushing yous out her Cannoli...Lucky me

What's that!?!..
Nothin...
Cannoli by Mr. Bedevil November 14, 2022

cannoli packing 

Cannoli packing is the practice of forcing cannoli in one's own asshole. Often practiced by closeted homosexual Italian men.
That Italian faggot left_flank#8389 is cannoli packing again!
cannoli packing by Mapleroot April 24, 2019

Cannoli Drunk 

The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.

I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.

I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
Cannoli Drunk by Beerisgood May 8, 2015