Man-Cake Batter
Man-Cake Batter by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008
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Chocolate cake batter surprise
When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
Chocolate cake batter surprise by FireFuego May 20, 2025
Eating the cake batter
“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
Eating the cake batter by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018
stir the cake batter
The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
stir the cake batter by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
Batter cake
Batter cake by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019
Cake Battered
To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
Cake Battered by AFake July 26, 2010
Cake Icing Baster
To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.
Cake Icing Baster by TCLBW October 23, 2008