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a group of the President's homies that tell him when he's making bad or good decisions
Francis Perkins was the first woman to be in the cabinet.
cabinet by PolySyFan February 25, 2011
1. When something really bad happens. 2. When something happens that pisses you off. 3. Usually contains a cuss word in front of it;
ex. Shit-cabinet!
cabinet by Alexis Mann June 3, 2004
A Cabinet Is A Rhode Island Word For A Milkshake. With Ice Cream Added..You Can Also Get A Coffee,Vanilla Or Chocolate Cabinet.
Let's Go Get A Coffee Cabinet.
Cabinet by Rockymanly August 8, 2018
cabinet. the name of someone kinda slow, but somehow very caring. cabinets can be very funny too.
“woah that guy is definitely a cabinet!” the man said and the cabinet ran in to a wall trying to get to his friends.
cabinet by RAINBOWCLOUDS127 November 19, 2023

Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.
P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

cabinet reshuffle 

verb: The act of reshuffling ones testicles
Man explaining himself to Jury: No honestly I was not wanking I simple performing a cabinet reshuffle whilst looking into the ladies changing rooms
Jury: What aload of bollocks!