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bumfights 

I'ma serve rocks. All day, all long.
bumfights by KRHimself April 16, 2004

BumFight(s)

The act of inserting some sort of baton i.e. drumstick, chopstick, dildo etc. etc. up your arse, leaving a good length sticking out. Your opponent does the same and you hit each others baton with your own to make you opponents fall out. The first one to lose his/her baton is the loser, allowing the winner to run his baton under the loser's nose getting a good whiff.
Quote Dirty sanchez 'You put a jellyfish on my T-Shirt, cracked an egg on my face and wrote BumFight(s) on my forehead'

Also 'I challenge you to a bum fight - a drumstick shall be my weapon of choice'
BumFight(s) by E. Williams September 26, 2006
(noun) A well attended and lengthy drinking session.
"Where are we going for the bumfight this week?"
"How about Weatherspoons?"
bumfight by ShoelessRoss January 10, 2008