Canadian Brown Shower 

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

Canadian Brown Shower by Hasasha May 13, 2023

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion 

When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm

When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion

The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion by fangirlshitstank May 23, 2020

Brown Bear, Golden Shower 

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.

Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

Brown Bear, Golden Shower by TJamie January 5, 2012

brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.

Who wants brown showers?

brown showers by LOL:):) April 17, 2014

Full Blown Shower 

A shower which includes the use of conditioner

man, that was a sweet full blown shower.

Full Blown Shower by Olga Esta en' da hood May 2, 2010

Brown Showe 

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

Brown Showe by XD Mystic April 4, 2022