Teddy: Hey Dan?
Dan: What.
Teddy: What day is it today?
Dan: Source of light 24-hour interval thou brainless idiotic bonehead!
Teddy: Why can't you just be normal?!
A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says somethingfucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.