Person 1: "So, I was studying botany last night, and then Rachel called like 5 minutes later."
Person 2: "Shit, what'd you fuckin' say?"
Person 1: "I played it cool and told her about the time I got high in an amusement park sky ride."
Person 2: "...
One who is addicted to gardening, growing flowers, working in the yard, and encouraging others to do the same. Will forgo other activities, including family outings, eating, sleep, etc. to be able to work with plants and flowers.
Mike spent hundreds of dollars to work in the yard this weekend while his family went to Disneyland. He must be a botaniholic.