blumkin 

To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.

While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"

blumkin by Vlad the Blumkinator September 14, 2010

blumkin 

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

blumkin by nickqz October 11, 2009

Blumkin 

When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich

"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!

Blumkin by Foxxxlove February 16, 2009

blumkin 

getting a blojob as your taking a shit

my bitch gave me a blumkin dis mornin

blumkin by Tatanga February 14, 2008

blumkin 

Not only is it getting head while taking a dump but you have to actually splash water on her (or his) chin while receiving the blowjob

After she gave me a blumkin she didn't only have to wipe her mouth, she had to wipe her chin.

blumkin by Hobojoe75 December 22, 2008

Blumkin 

This is when some one, usually a male, masturbates whilst on the loo havin a shit.

Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!

Blumkin by the real nemo September 19, 2006

Blumkin 

(n.) A person that is a total asshole to everyone and doesn't realize it.

Sammy - Wanna order pizza?
Cam - Yeah, let's get sausage.
Brad - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS!!
Brad - I rule.
Sammy - That kid is such a blumkin.
Cam - Word.

Blumkin by PerfectLogic January 3, 2009