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blue light brigade 

(S. Afr.) VIP protection motorcade.

Blue light brigades consist of between five and twenty black SUVs with tinted windows and flashing blue lights, depending on the overinflation of the ego of the obnoxious fatcat contained therein.

Blue light brigades have been known to force honest taxpaying motorists off the road or even shoot at them. They don't stop a traffic lights, drive in emergency lanes and break every possible traffic law.

In South Africa, the proper road etiquette when encountering one is to drive into their lane and block them for as long as possible without endangering your own vehicle, hoot repeatedly and wind down your window to give them the finger. You should also politely request all your passengers to give them the finger too.
I almost got rammed by a blue light brigade the other day. There were 20 vehicles in it, so it must have been Jacob Zuma or someone. I blocked him for 15 seconds and gave him the finger though.
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Blue Light Special

1) An area of a KMart store where items are on sale
2) A white trash and slutty girl
1) I got these T-shirts 2 for $5 in the blue light special!
2) Marygene is today's blue light special!
Blue Light Special by TicklemeEmo October 10, 2005

Blue light special

Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.
When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.
Blue light special by N310w March 5, 2023

blue light district 

an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.
Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.
blue light district by Chicagoan November 1, 2006

blue light syndrome 

a person who is obsessed with or has a liking for the emergency services has "blue light syndrome"
dude look at that police car its awsome,
man u got blue light syndrome,
do not,
do 2

Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.
That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.
Blue Light Special by Shuaman July 31, 2019

blue light special

Used in reference to a member of law enforcement. Specifically when located in their vehicle.
Yo Jose!!! Put that shit out. Damn blue light special is right behind us yo!!