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Stupid Blowfish 

When somebody who looks like a fish , gives a guy a blowjob, then does something stupid directly afterwards.

Then they earn the name "

Stupid Blowfish.
OMG ! Braelyn just gave Curtis a blowjob , and then did a face plant on the floor when she got up! Stupid Blowfish !
Stupid Blowfish by DoryBlowfish November 6, 2012

sneaky blowfish 

The finishing move that can only be delivered in the aftermath of the chili pie.
Only after delivering her the chili pie were the conditions right to flop out the sneaky blowfish.

Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

The Salty Blowfish 

The sexual act in which a man goes down on a woman to suck sperm from her vagina so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH"
The pornstars Jackie Cumsmore and Jimmy spits both won Golden Hole Awards for their roles in The Salty Blowfish Spits.

Blobfish Simp 

Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
Blobfish Simp by bruh kid 68 August 20, 2020

Blow-fish Surprise 

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
Blow-fish Surprise by The Tickeler February 9, 2013