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Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in shiny.
Bob: Screw you college boy.
Bite My Shiney Metal Ass by Kamalyko December 31, 2005

Bite my shiny metal ass 

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

bite my crunchy brown ass 

1. What the Ginger Bread Man says on TimeSplitters 3

Bite My Shiney Metal Ass

1) To suggest that the offending party may partake of either your attached false hind-quarters or a metalic farm animal.

2) A popular phrase from everybody's favorite drinking-smoking-robot.
"Hey! You have to pay that fine!"
- "Bite my shiney metal Ass!"

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"
Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.