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bibliophile 

-Johnny! Your dinner's rea--Oh God you're fucking my Bible!

-Sorry Mom, I'm a bibliophile. What can I say?
bibliophile by McMeddles January 23, 2009

Bibliophile 

lanky caucasian male with an acute book fetish. also has an extreme ability to multi task reading with any activity. native to libraries and book stores across the uk; but mainly originates from east lancashire. typical markings include a long curly mane and distinctive facial hair of a jesus like resemblance.
shaun anthony hyde is such a bibliophile!
Bibliophile by bexsipoo August 2, 2011

bibliophile 

no i won't show you my crucifix, you dirty bibliophile.
bibliophile by pubix January 9, 2009

Bibliophile 

A person who loves to collect books.
She is a bibliophile - her favourite passtime is in the library.

bibliophile 

a person who does very dirty things to books.
"Why is there lipstick on my book?"

"Sorry,I'm a bibliophile."
bibliophile by Yourfacesickens February 7, 2009

Bibliophile 

One who enjoys the act of raping the bible.
Look at that blibliophile, all over his bible.
Bibliophile by De-man August 23, 2005