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Local Swimming Pool Bitching 

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

blitching 

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)
quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.
blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008

Lung Bitching 

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.
“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”
Lung Bitching by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you
I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.

Bitching Out 

When you release all the tension built up by dealing with humans and their questionable actions.
"Watch out Becky, Megan is seriously bitching out right now".
Bitching Out by isuckgluten September 16, 2021

belly aching and bitching 

to bitch and whine excessively over something in an annoying way
my ex girlfriend does nothing but belly aching and bitching since we broke up