When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local
swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local
swimming pool bitching is the
lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no
common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local
swimming pool bitching,
fuck a dog