beverage 

What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere.

Sign: "No food or beverages"

You: "What the fuck is a beverage?"

beverage by ex-cretin September 17, 2010

Beeratated 

when you are so irritated that you just need a beer.

That fucking sofa is not going to fit through that door! holy shit i'm gettin' beeratated!

Beeratated by Andrew Golden June 17, 2008

frosty beverage 

1. Any tall, delicious, ice-cold refreshing drink.

2. A consolation drink offered to a pissed-off person to pacify them quickly.

3. A drink purchased by a geek at a convention of nerds or any other lame place where wannabes hang out.

1. It's so hot outside I'm gonna go chill out at the diner for awhile and get myself a frosty beverage!

2. Sir, I'm so sorry the chef neglected to wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. May I offer you a frosty beverage while we await your complimentary meal?

3. In Steve Erkel voice: "Guys, I'm thirsty after checking out all the awesome European beatles on display here at Bug Fest 2011, so I think I shall partake in a brief respite and purchase myself a frosty beverage!"

frosty beverage by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

Flavoury Beverage

A Beverage that is particularly flavoursome, that when sipped leaves you with a semi erect penis.

Hey Ethan! Fancy a catch up mate? We could grab a flavoury Beverage!

Flavoury Beverage by mouttt August 17, 2018

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage 

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage by Harvey January 6, 2004

beverage goblin 

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

beverage goblin by Swavystick February 19, 2023

Post Beverage Drip 

The drips of sticky stuff that gets on your hand from the adjacant dispenser while you are filling your soda cup at a fast food establishment like Subway, Burger King or the like.

Dude, I need a napkin, I have a bad case of post beverage drip.

Post Beverage Drip by Lil Kevy February 18, 2010