beat-off 

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.

"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"

beat-off by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006

Beat Off! 

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

Beat Off! by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

Beat Off Coma 

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

Beat Off Coma by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat off wife 

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

beat off wife by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

beat off city 

This term is used to describe that you're college roommate won't be in the room for a while which means you have plenty of time to rub one out. Usually these words are yelled out.

My roommate went home for the weekend so it's going to be BEAT OFF CITY in this piece!

beat off city by Nicky Carts July 25, 2008

beat off breakfast 

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

beat off breakfast by qwimple April 17, 2011

beat off tourettes 

Upon climax, the reflex of having a person pop in to your head that would normally disgust you. This includes absolutely anyone; pets, relatives, or even public figures.

I was beating off last night and had a case of beat off tourettes. Right before I came, Al Sharpton popped into my head!

beat off tourettes by JJvandyJJ March 29, 2010