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wichita barn burner 

1. The act of using Tabasco sauce as anal lubeduring anal sex. After climax, the Tabasco sauce and other liquids are then felched out.
2. An individual who burns barns in the city of Wichita.
1. That wichita barn burner that I gave yesterday hurt so good!
2. I am a wichita barn burner and am proud of the fires that I start.
wichita barn burner by Garthhh October 4, 2005

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass
My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

Biloxi Barn Burner 

When doing a girl in an old Chevy pick up truck, you run out of lube so you grab the bottle of whiskey from behind the seat and apply a lil bit to the dried area. After done with the post-sex smoke, you attempt to flick the cigarette out of the truck, but it bounces back, landing in the whiskey soaked area, thus starting a fire (aka, the barn burner). All while in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Redneck 1: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.

buffalo barn burner 

Tossing a girls salad whilst she's lighting farts in your face
I burned off my eyebrows when we engaged in a buffalo barn burner
buffalo barn burner by poly74 December 5, 2017

Philadelphia Barn Burner 

To have ones pubic region shaved with a straight razor and then shat upon only to have the shat duct taped from the taint to the happy trail after which he is set on fire as a form of revenge.
After noticing that Steve smacked while he ate, Stacy gave him sleeping pills then performed a Philadelphia Barn Burner.

barnburner

An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.
Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"
barnburner by Joe Bone March 11, 2005