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We were baconing all last night.
Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.
As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.
Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.
Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.
As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.
Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.
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barlowing
Verb.
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.
This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. The act of shafting people in the queue without seeming like a total twat when the bartender forgets that you're at the back of the queue and asks you what you want. This is done by turning to one of the people next to you and saying "This person was here before me." to the bartender thus shafting everybody else and looking like a saint to the bartender and the person next to you. This is called barlowing because it is the moral equivalent of making a song for charity and performing tax evasion.
2. A manoeuvre that allows you to get to the front of a bar queue when one of the people in front of you leave and the person next to you is also contending to get that space. This is done by preventing the leaving man from turning to face you and can be performed in this step by step procedure:
Step 1: Form a barrier between the leaver and the bar's exit. This is commonly done by putting your hand on the bar while facing the leaver. This will cause him to turn the other way.
Step 2: If the leaver turns too far away, the "opponent" will still have a decent chance of getting that space. This can be prevented by putting your other hand on the bar, and then sliding in when the leaver starts to leave.
This is called barlowing because while it is usually considered rude to turn your back on somebody, you'll be thinking "I want your back for good."
1. "Wow Dave, that was very kind of you to let that man go first" "Actually Nick, I was barlowing the queue. I was 9th when I arrived, but I skipped to 2nd!"
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
2. While Dave was usually a moral person, he occasionally liked to practise barlowing in pubs. He didn't feel any guilt if the person next to him was a notefold cock.
barlowing by DeltaFlame November 4, 2015
Baconing
Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him
Baconing by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010
brodingo or Brodingo
A male greeting, used widely by caucasian surfer types. A combination or Bro: meaning brother or man or friend, and the Australian word for a wild dog, or Dingo.
Whoa "brodingo or Brodingo" , those were some tasty laybacks out there.
Translation: Wow my brother Dog, that was some impressive use of redirection on your surfboard.
Translation: Wow my brother Dog, that was some impressive use of redirection on your surfboard.
brodingo or Brodingo by Brold July 16, 2009