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A wonderful guy that would do anything for the people he loves. He will love you for who you are
Girl1: Banner is such a great guy. I wish he was my boyfriend
Girl 2: Too bad cause he is already mine
Banner by LoverGirl2025 December 28, 2021

banner ads 

Annoying ads that appear at the top of your screen. Lately, people have discovered even more ways to annoy you, by adding audio to some ads. The most annoying ad ofcourse are the "Shoot (whatever) to win a prize!" ads.
Man, those shooting banner ads make me want to take a crowbar to my own skull.
banner ads by Poopsy July 7, 2003

banner day 

This phrase is used to describe the kind of excellent day or occurrence that deserves a banner hung in a prominent place in the home, as if to mark a celebratory occasion.
"I got his phone number and then he also said he wants to meet up later too! Banner day!"
banner day by Mega Huge May 20, 2014

Banner Elk Suprise 

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina
After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

banner bombing 

On the latest version of facebook, there is a banner of your 5 most recently tagged photos. This is a way in which someone can gain a first glimpse at who you are. This also is something that can be taken advantage of, in the form of Banner Bombing. Banner Bombing is when you create an album such as the following, https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2229722906750.2132312.1358168227, which allows you to make their banner into something hilarious. Our banner of choice was a cartoon drawn penis. This is fun to do your friends, co-workers, ex-girlfriends, and your even your enemies.

Banner Bombing, The latest Facebook trend!
Example One:
-Jane is facebook creeping on her friends sally. She then clicks a comment by nick on one of sallys status'.

-Jane is instanly horrified at the large genitalia looking right at her at the top of nick's profile page.

Example Two:
--James wakes up in the morning after a good night sleep.

--James decides to log onto facebook, and is greeted with, "You have 5 new tagged photos!"

--James gets excited to see what they are, he soon finds out that he has been a victim of banner bombing
banner bombing by NickKMarcD June 30, 2011

banner ads 

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.
The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.