When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.

When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.

ballpark frank by Ryan Harline November 1, 2007

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Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

Ballpark Burner by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017

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ballpark me

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!

the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!

ballpark me by michael foolsley August 18, 2010

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Ballpark Frank

When you screw a girl that is on her period, pull out, and apply mustard to your penis and reinsert.

Guy 1: Hey, how was your night last night with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awesome! Fucking Ballpark Franked her!
Guy 1: Wow, really?
Guy 2: AWWWWW YEAAAHHH

Ballpark Frank by sonic_knx September 26, 2010

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